Why don't you use more free software?

In a typically hilarious, profanity-laced rant, Fake Steve Jobs goes off on Linux zealots after reading a DesktopLinux.com piece on Microsoft's market-share gains in China from selling Windows for $3. Oh yeah, and rampant piracy plays a part, too...

Given the choice between cheap Windows and completely free Linux, Fake Steve points out, the Chinese have made their choice:

Why don't you use more free software?